My mother warned back in junior high that yo momma jokes weren't funny. She said one day you'll be a mother and you wont laugh. Well ha ha mom I'm ROTFLMBAO!!!!! It's still funny!!
Yo momma is so stupid... I told her take the 4 train, she took the 2 train twice!!
Yo momma is so old she coughs up dust!
Yo momma is so fat she uses a VCR for a beeper!
Yo momma got a nose here, here, and here (pointing to left cheek, nose,& right cheek), and she wipes her nose like this (dragging your arm across your face just above your lip, while sniffing) this one is soooo funny animated
Yo momma is sooo black that if she put vaseline on her face she'd look like a patent leather shoe!!!
Yo momma is so short she playes handball with the curb!!!
Yo momma is so skinny she uses straws as leg warmers!!!
I actually bought the Yo' Momma book at Barnes N Nobles y'all!!!
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"Don't hate me because I'm beautiful"
When da EAST is in da house....Oh my GOD!!!! DANGER!
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