this is unresistable:
Do Not put an extra -ed on light skined-ed
Do Not refer to people by their skintone-hey red, etc
Do Not try to make my soror jealous by dancing up on me in the club
Do Not scratch/adjust yourself and act like no one can see you and then try to touch me
Do not answer your phone and hold a conversation in the movies
DO NOT come to my house and pick up the remote and start changing channels, you don't know me like that
DO NOT get in my car and start adjusting the air, turning the radio station, putting a tape in, letting the window down (it might be broken and i might not be able to get it back up)- your job is to ride do not touch the controls
Do Not let your manish dog sniff my bootie-that's nasty
Do not let your child play fight with me, he might take an L- i don't play with other people's kids
Do not drink out of my bottle, can and then put it back like I'm going to drink after you
Do not say if i had pledged i would have been a Delta-what should i say? ok my almost soror?
Do not try to act we are on solid gold on the dance floor, drawing too much attention by rolling around on the floor, hunching the ground, or grinding on my leg
Do not sound like prince when you oo-oop not aww-oop bring it down sorors
Do not lick me bruhs that's nasty.
Do not bite me bruhs
Do not sexual inuendo about my sorority-you what's between the Delta and Theta? a Sigma That's not cute.
Do not let the nastiest dude in the chapter work the grill at the bar-be-que
Do not leave the potatoe salad outside in the hot sun all day and not expect someone to get food poisoned
Do not leave the food uncovered so the folks(flies and ants) can get served first
Do not let your babies go to the buffet alone, you might eat after your child but i don't want to
let me stop and try to do some work
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