DO NOT keep your cell phone or pager on while you are in CHURCH, a WEDDING, a FUNERAL, the MOVIES...
DO NOT call your BABY DADDY'S MOM, MOTHER-N-LAW...ya'll AIN'T MARRIED!
DO NOT brag about your abilities (Men) when you know you are still underdeveloped!

(Them fighting words!)
DO NOT think you will get my attention by ATTEMPTING to do our call, IT'S SKEE-WEE, NOT SKEEDY oop, SKEE WEEDY, SKEEDY WEE UGH!
DO NOT DRIVE SLOW IN THE FAST LANE, I will run over yo azz!
OH,
DO NOT try to tell me about my man and my relationship, when you don't have A PIECE OF MAN or anything going on!
[This message has been edited by AKA2D '91 (edited January 09, 2001).]