You are a ghetto Christian . . . . .
If you steal someone's parking space, when you know they were there first, and then say "what a beautiful day the Lord has made this morning."
When you are talking about some "Passa sure did preach a good sermon this mornin. I just feel the Lord workin on my heart" as you are driving home, and then turn around in the next breath and curse somebody out for driving crazy.
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