You know you are a ghetto Christian if...

[NiaX]

Originally posted by miss priss
How about the fact that you KNOW you are ghetto if at your church...

1. The choir does that rock down the aisle. step and stay--step and stay....it never fails somebody is ALways off beat! Don't Black folx supposed to have rhythm?

Now see....at my church, we do that in the youth choir. When I was in the youth choir, that was the "special march". We only did that on annual youth day and other special sundays. We would march down all the aisles. LOL!

Here is one for ya:
You know you a ghetto christian if you have an associate minister that prays and says the same thing at the beginning of the prayer. "Father, whom some call Yaweh, Jehovah Jarah (sp?), Jehovah Neciey (sp?, but this is what it sounds like)....

Or

If you have another associate minister that prays so long your brother writes a song about his Guiness World Book Record prayers. Aptly named: "The World's Longest Prayer", And the associate minister is real old already!