1. Do they have a 4th of July in England?
Yes. Every July has a 4th.
2. How many birthdays does the average man have?
One every year
3. Some months have 31 days; how many have 28?
All 12 of them
4. A woman gives a beggar 50 cents; the woman is the beggars' sister, but the beggar is not the woman's brother. How come?
The beggar is her sister.
5. Why can't a man living in the USA be buried in Canada?
Because he is
living in the USA
6. How many outs are there in an inning?
6?
7. Is it legal for a man in California to marry his widow's sister? Why or why not?
I would say yes, but I don't know California law...
8. Two men play five games of checkers. Each man wins the same number of games. They are not ties. Explain this.
They are playing against other people. Therefore, they each win five games against the people that they are playing.
9. Divide 30 by 1/2 and add 10. What is the answer?
70
10. A man builds a house rectangular in shape. All sides have southern exposure. A big bear walks by, what color is the bear? Why?
11. If there are 3 apples and you take away 2, how many apples would you have?
2
12. How far can a dog run in the woods.
I don't know.
13. If you have only one match and you walked into a room where there was an oil burner, a kersoene lamp, and a wood burning stove, which one would you light first?
The kerosene lamp?
14. A doctor give you three pills telling you to take one every half hour. How long would the pills last?
90 minutes
15. A farmer has 17 sheep, all but 9 die. How many are left?
9
16. How many animals of each sex did Moses take on the Ark?
1
17. It's 1963 and you set your clock for 7 a.m. and it's currently 10 p.m. How many hours will you sleep?
9 hours
18. A clerk in the butcher shop is 5' 10" tall. What does he weigh?
meats
19. How many two-cent stamps are there in a dozen?
12
20. What was the President's name in 1950?
I don't know off hand.... Sorry!
BONUS QUESTION
(This is for HUMOR only; not for the easily offended).
A new prison inmate hangs some nuts on the wall and calls them walnuts. He then places some nuts on his chest and calls them chestnuts. Soon he has some nuts under his chin. What does he have?
A **** in his mouth. (That's the answers in my neck of the woods!)
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