ok, so my grandfather told this joke the other night, and i was CRYING i was laughing so hard. will try to re-tell it without butchering it....i did think, though, of you kitso when he told it b/c of who he was making a reference about
: mike price
ok, so a cat is walking along the railroad tracks when his tail gets stuck in the tracks. just as this happens, a train is quickly approaching....instead of just lying down and letting the train cut off the small trapped part of his tail, he frantically tries to free the whole thing. so, he ended up losing his head over a piece of tail.
ba-dum-CHHH!
it so may have been a had-to-be-there kinda thing, but i dunno....the fact my sweet old crazy
grandfather used the phrase "piece of tail" just killed me......i died!
and two i heard earlier tonite....
Q: what's the difference between a wife and a girlfriend?
A: about 45 pounds
Q: what's the difference between a husband and a boyfriend?
A: about 45 minutes
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