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osama bin laden dies and goes straight to hell. the devil greets him and says that he would like him to sit at his table, but he would need to someone to leave. any person that osama wants to leave the table would be kicked out. they go into the first persons room and but on gas masks because of all the smoke. there is a man sitting at the table with a wall full of cigars behind him, after he finishes one, the next is lit. osama says that he is not a smoker, so fidel can stay. they go to the next room and see a pool of water. up pops a man and osama says, i cannot swim, i am from the f*cking desert, so manuel can stay. they go to the third room and see a guy laying there, getting a blowjob. he is having the time of his life, and osama says, hell yes i can see me doing that for the rest of eternity. the devil says, "okay, monica you can go now"
why are there cakes at a portugeuse wedding?
to keep the flies off the bride
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