Alright, here we go....
In HS....
i worked in the kitchen of a nursing home, as a dietary aide on the weekends. The weekend cook was one of my FB buddies. We used to play baseball using ice and the ice scoop, powerball(think American gladiators) with tin foil balls and trash cans, we'd try to throw knives in the wall and make them stick, go out back and throw eggs at the generator, purposely make messes in the other persons area that they'd have to clean up, etc. we came 2 points away from having the kitchen shut down by the state
at Super 8 in College Station....
on weekends when i was the only staff member there, i'd take beer up and pour it into plastic cups and drink it at the front desk. I changed our manager's homepage to a gay porn site on the back computer. Some of my bros needed a room one night after drinkin too much, so i put em in an empty room and marked it dirty, vacant.
if people pissed me off, i'd add all kinds of micellaneous charges to their rooms. if they paid for the all-day adult movies, i'd type it so it showed up on their reciepts as XXX Porn. I'd hang up on call transfers or tell them that there were no extra towels :P
And once......i made out with a guest in the manager's office.....ON DUTY
Kitso
KS 361% Kitso's Discretionary Discout recieved by that guest