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why did the woman cross the road?
thats not the question, the question is why the fuck is she out of the kitchen?
whats a guy do when the light bulb burns out in the kitchen?
nothin, make the bitch cook in the dark
why do brides wear white?
its nice for the fridge and the DISHWASHER to match
what's a guy do when the dishwasher stops working?
slaps it on the ass and tells her to get back in the kitchen
(here's one for the farmers)
why do women have one more brain cell than a cow?
so they don't shit on the floor when you squeeze their tits
(common sense that cows shit every time they are milked, for you non-rural people)
what do you tell a girl with two black eyes?
nothin, you already told her twice
if i ever get divorced, i will always keep a tampon on my tv to always remember that it was a chick that got me into that relationship, and to never let me forget that she's also the one who has the DVD player
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