George Carlin, hands down. I left my 'death bed' to see Carlin, and it was worth every moment.
Also enjoy Robin Williams, and Monty Python (yes, they did do some live dates in their career.) We've got a copy of Bill Cosby's "Himself" for roadtrips, and it's really funny!
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