My first roommate was this total freak, who decided that I was the spawn of Satan since I didn't go to Church, so I moved out.
I lived with another girl for two weeks and realized she was a coke addict....

and so I moved down the hall with a girl I thought was nice.
Big mistake, the last girl ended up turning psycho and becoming addicted to meth at the end of the semester. Then she punched me in the face and broke my nose. Blah, stupid dorm roommates!