the teacher walked into the classroom and saw the word 'penis' written in very tiny writing on the chalkboard. the teacher looked at the class but nobody fessed up. so she erased it and started class. the next day she found the same word written in bigger letters. slightly annoyed, the teacher just erased it. the next day, she walks in and finds the word 'penis' written in even larger letters. she turns to the class and one boy says 'the more you rub it, the bigger it gets!!'.........(okay that was bad)
i apologize ahead of time for this one.
How do you get four gay guys to sit at one stool?
Turn it upside down.
oh woe is me...