I don't want to be in-love, I want to be in-love in a movie!

[Eclipse]

Originally posted by MTSUGURL
It's easy to have love like the movies James. I can tell you how in these simple steps.

1. Hire an orchestra to follow you around. If you can't afford this, have someone follow you around with a boombox. Voila - your soundtrack.

2. Hire a team of writers that must contain at least 3 female friends of the girl you want to be in movie-type love with, have them write lines that they know she would love to hear, memorize them, and say things in situations that are bound to cause her to give you the lead in to these perfect lines.

3. Pay people at her workplace, in her family, etc to create the ideal situations for these lines to take place in.

Any what about the room filled with a million white candles. I always thought it was pretty, but dang, wouldn't that get rather HOT?!?!?