OMG!
how is it that everyone has so accurately pegged so many people in my life!!!! I can think of 20 people that fill all those positions. I didn't know other fraternities on other campuses had a "guy that doesn't bathe". In my experience "that guy" happens to be my boyfriends fraternity brother and ROOMATE! it is disgusting, and I thought he was an anomoly! and the "emotional drunk" that was my roomates boyfriend (also a member of the above mentioned fraternity). Brothers still tell us of all the times he would hide out in the woods behind greek row untill a band of brothers went to save him!!!
this thread is soooo funny, but sooo true!