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* You can tell, down to the second, exactly how much longer you have to be in school before summer vacation
* You want to have your tubes tied, clipped, burned, stapled, and/or removed because you really think that you hate children
* You wonder how some children ever made it out of kindergarten
* You give ALL kids the evil eye when you see them acting a fool
* You don't need March winds, April shower, and May flowers to let you know that it's Spring
* Weekends, holidays, and summers off used to be wonderful, but sometimes it doesn't even seem worth it
* You have tons of stories about kids that aren't your own
* You damn near kill people on the highway on weekdays around 3 pm because you are zooming as fast as you can to get away from the school
* You think that some people should be castrated so that they aren't allowed to have any more kids
*You think that the government should have some sort of screening process and issue permits BEFORE some people can have kids.
* You have a higher, greater, deeper respect for all of YOUR teachers because when you were in their class, you SWORE their job was too easy
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