"You need to start drinking heavily. On second thought, that is what got you into trouble in the first place. Are you sure that she is your sister?"
"That's what Mysticat says." Tom adds.
"We need to go ask the wise and powerful James for advice," says Cream.
Tom and Cream find James and ask for his advice. After hearing the story, James approaches Mysticat.
"Take your medication, Mysticat! Last week you told me that you were my father. You have been watching too many movies. You're confused between fantasy and reality!" James yells
"So you mean that greeklawgirl isn't pregnant by me?" asked Tom.
"No, she is pregnant by you. She's just not your sister," says James.
Tom is torn. He knows what he has to do. What does greeklawgirl want? She is married to greeklawboy, but pregnant with the heir to the Earp cigar dynasty. Tom decides to take a chance. He asks all the lovely ladies for their help in selecting a proper engagement ring. He buys An Emerald Diamond in a Platinum Setting with Trillion Diamond Accents that LeslieAGD selected in the engagement ring thread. It is a gorgeous two carats from Tiffany's which amazingly had it ready in a few minutes.
Tom grabs greeklawgirl with ring in hand and proposes. "greeklawgirl, you are the loveliest of all the lovely ladies on GC. You would make me the happiest man on the planet if you would be mine forever. Will you become Mrs. Earp?"
Greeklawgirl is shocked. This proposal comes out of the blue. She opens her mouth and says....
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lol at xo_kathy a speechless New Yorker *
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