Tom Earp. "I am the cook here, oh young one. I can cook horn dogs and throw down a great barbeque KC style." texas*princess says, "Thanks Tom, but I prefer my barbeque Texas style." Of course, this leads to a huge debate about barbeque from all of the Texas people. Tom says, "YADA YADA YADA! I've been throwing down barbeque since before you were born!"
Suddenly, there is a Texas versus everyone else barbeque style riot. All of the Texas people are trying to kick ass except texas*princess because she is too sweet to fight.
Suddenly, lifesaver gets hit in the head with a bottle of bourbon. Glass crashes down as lifesaver is knocked out. Holding the broken bottle is...
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