Spin-off of the "Worst Trends"

[swissmiss04]

I've decided that we as GCer's need to come up w/ a comprehensive list of "What Not to Wear/Do" I'll start.
1. If you are a healthy size 18, great. Just don't go around thinking that you're a 4.
2. If you look dirty and unkempt, don't be surprised if people roll their eyes at you and don't respect you. And no I don't give a isht if your jeans did cost $100. You look like hell.
3. If you're doing/wearing something only because your friends are, you shouldn't.
4. If you don't work out and you are out of shape, don't dress in skimpy clothes. I don't want to see the fat on the back of your arms hanging over your elbows (I swear I've seen it)
5. If your skirt or shorts have more material horizontally than vertically, don't wear them.
6. If I wanted to see your undies I'd ask you back to my place to get nekkid. This goes for guys and girls.
7. If you want to talk on your cell at a restaurant or theater, don't. I didn't pay only to hear you talk about your pathetic life. Go home.

Just a start. And I feel better now.