Worst Pick-up Lines

[Afrochic]

This happened to me last week.

I'm pumping gas minding my own business and this raggedy green Neon pulls up to the pump beside me. The car is struggling to make it to the pump. Then this shorty dusty dude gets out and says "damn, my gas tank ain't even on this side." So he then cranks up his little green hornet and turns around so he can pump gas. He gets out and says hey girl. I'm ignoring him. Then he says, "you shole is fine, you look like I know you. Do you have a man? We finished pumping gas at the same time and I was there waaaayyy before he was which means not only does he ride a green hornet, but he also puts around 3 dollars in the tank, just enough gas to get him down the street.

He said, "do you have a man?"

I said, "I'm allergic."

He said, "to men?"

I said, no to you!"

And I pulled off leaving him and his struggling green hornet in the gas station.