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OK - for serious now -
As one of our resident pop music geeks, if you're not going to go for the subtley sexual allure of "Hot Yogurt Explosion" (or HYE to those in the know), here's my real suggestion:
Harmonium
Vaguely musical, sort of catchy, and it has just the right amount of erudition to it (it's the title of a book of poetry by Wallace Stevens, if you didn't know).
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