Men Who've Had Enough:
-Learn to work the toilet seat. If it's up, put it down. We need it up; you need it down. You don't hear us bytching about you leaving it down.
-ALL men see in only 16 colors. Peach is a FRUIT, not a color.
-If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us; we refuse to answer.
-If you ask a question you don't want an answer to, expect an answer you don't want to hear.
-When we have to go somewhere, absolutely anything you wear is fine...really.
-Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.
-If we ask what's wrong and you say, "nothing," we will act like nothing's wrong. We know you're lying, but it's just not worth the hassle.
-Sunday = sports. It's like the full moon or the changing of the tides...let it be.
-Shopping is not a sport.
-Most guys own 3-5 pairs of shoes. What makes you think we'd be any good at choosing which pair, out of 30, would look good with your dress?
-No, we don't know what day it is. We never will mark anniversaries on the calendar.
-If something we said can be interpreted 2 ways, and one of the ways makes you sad or angry, we meant the other one.
-Ask for what you want. Subtle hints don't work. Strong hints don't work. Really obvious hints don't work. Just say it!
-Let us look. We're going to look anyway; it's genetic.
-You can either tell us to do something OR tell us HOW to do something, but not both.
-You have enough clothes.
-You have too many shoes.
-If it itches, it WILL be scratched.
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