SAT

[Professor]

The Black SAT

Can you pass or will we have to revoke the "Brother/Sister" Cards?
The Black SAT Test - 5 Points Each (85 points needed to pass)
1. "Boy/Girl if you keep it up, I'll slap the________ right out of your
mouth!"

2. "Papa was a ________ stone."

3. "Who in the hell left the ______ _______."
4. What are the two words that we all know to be "fighting words"?

5. What was being sat on while watching the tide roll away?

6. For this one, you have to think like a Jamaican: what two things
come before "Tree"?

7. What side do we pass the "Dutchie" on?

8. Finish the phrase " Peace, Love and _______."

9. Who recorded the song Popcorn Love?

10. Ron O. Neil played what character? And who produced the soundtrack?

11. "You have 2 choices, the ________ or the window"

12. What day of the week did we become familiar with Smokey?

13. Name the Hit TV show that starred "Dwayne Wayne" and Sinbad.

14. What TV show did we first see Martin Lawrence in?

15. Bill Cosby and which other actor starred in "Uptown Saturday Night"?

16. Who was Jo-Jo Dancer?

17. What type of meat is usually associated with Friday?

18. When you were younger, what tool usually accompanied the old floor model TV?

19. Before your Mom took you to the grocery store, she usually had to remind your black butt to do what?

20. What one word did Florida Evans repeat 3 times when James died?

ANSWERS:
1. TASTE
2. ROLLING
3. GATE OPEN
4. YOUR MA MA
5. DOCK OF THE BAY
6. 1 AND 2
7. ON THE LEFT HAND SIDE
8. SOUL (Partial credit if you said "Nappiness"or "Happiness")
9. NEW EDITION
10. SUPERFLY. THE LATE CURTIS MAYFIELD
11. STAIRS
12. FRIDAY
13. A DIFFERENT WORLD
14. WHAT'S HAPPENING NOW
15. SIDNEY PORTIER
16. IF YOU DON'T KNOW THIS, I'M NOT TELLING! YOU FAIL!
17. FISH
18. THE PLIERS (I a hanger or screw driver)
19. NOT TO TOUCH ANYTHING!!
20. D_ _ _, D_ _ _, D_ _ _!

Scoring Indicates You Are:

85 and above:
True Black Afrikan (with a "k")

75-85:
African American, African European, African Caribbean, African
Canadian (and all other Diaspora Africans not born on "THE" continent. Spell it with a "c")

65-75:
Uh, Negro.

55-65:
Barely passing: Tawny Octoroon.

55 and under:
Definitely White.