I am buzzed on Cosmopolitans. The pathetic part is I am home ALONE at midnight! WTF!?!?
My neighbor and I commisserated about the pressure to live Sex and the City lives and how we fail to live up ( down) to that standard last week. It's rough being a New Yorker and single.
How come every time I talked to a MAN my sister poked me? Let hime swim free! He isn't a catch. These guys at Connolly's were kind of cute. What is her problem?! I think that I am bruised from all of her poking!@ Seriously. it was like three of four guys. They all can't be trolls!
I am thinking about calling the ex or the almost. No stop me.
I am a shame to my letters so I will remove my sig.
Tell me that I will laugh about this tomorrow!
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