American, which means I'm boorish, crude, self-centered, ignorant of
international affairs, and graceless.
I'm
female, so I'm volatile and emotional all the time.
In my
20's, so I don't know how hard life can really be & hang out & smoke weed
& drink on a constant basis.
Single, I'm a HARDCORE lesbian bebe!!!!!
I'm a
service greek, I am a social greek reject.
I'm in
college, so of course I'm part of a sorority, get drunk off my ass every
weekend, and have a crapload of money to spend that my parents have given
me.
I'm a
Virgin so I am a goody-two-shoes who always follows the rules and never
does anything wrong. *has a halo above my head*
I have
large breasts. So I am easy.
I'm
skinny, therefore I must be bulimic or anorexic, obsessed with body image
and feel secretly superior to anyone who weighs more 85 lbs.
I am sometimes
quiet and shy, that means I am snobby and insecure.
I have
AD/HD, which means that a) I don't have it, because it doesn't exist,
or b) use it as an excuse for any mistakes I make either at work or in my personal
life, bounce off the walls, talk at about 300 words a minute while covering five
different subjects and sell my meds to high school kids for $10 a pill so they can
chop it into powder and get a cheap high.
I
dress nicely therefore, I'm high maintenance, have thousands on my credit
card to finance clothes, take ages in the morning, and am afraid of breaking a nail
or getting dirty
I'm
Pro-life and am therefore in favour of the instant relegation of all women to
5th class citizen status