What's your worst formal experience?

[lifesaver]

I am sure there is a thread on this, but I didnt know to look up humilliation or misery, so I figure since both happeend to me, Id start tthe thread again to allow all of you a good laugh at my experience.

My chapters formal was this weekend. The event was nice, but it was really uncomfortable because of the people there.

I couldn’t find a date last minute, so I had to go stag.

First person I see - Lynn. We used to be close. She thinks I owe her $50. I haven’t seen her in a year since she went nuts. Really. Firs tthing she does is himt me up for $50. What is that?

Next person…. Michelle. Yeah, I haven’t talked to her in about a year, and is mortal enemies with EVERY person I am friends with outside of the chapter. Ended up sitting with her and her date.

Oh yeah, and an ex booty call was there.

So then I go in to sit down, and was gonna sit with Joseph and Summer, but I got to the table and it was like a bad game of musical chairs and the music stopped…everyone sat, almost instantly, and there were no chairs…so I had to find another table. Soooooo, I move over to another table, where Michelle insisted I sit next to her. GREAT.

Wade shows up with his date to sit with us. Cool. Will is part Japanese, and his family is always hosting exchange students. So after I was introduced to his date, Sachiko, and understood her English was limited, I ASSUMED she was an exchange student (I should know to never assume.) So I also figure she is like many of the other exchange students Wills family has hosted, pretty shy.

Well, you all can imagine my shock when she looks across the table, 4 people over and asks me, ten minutes after we first met and are all eating our salads is, "So, do you shave your balls?"

WHA?????

I swore there was no way I could have heard what she said.

But I did hear correctly.

She asked me again if my balls were shaved.

After I quit choking on the piece of lettuce I was eating, I think I regained my composure enough to ask her again what she said, then answer her, that well, I have never shaved my testicles, nor have I ever allowed anyone to shave my testicles. I told here that I thin the garden to speak, but no steel blade is coming near my fellas.

Hookah was like a dog with a bone, and wouldn’t let it go. Every ten minutes she'd ask me, "So you might like the shave testicle." Everyone, including her date was obviously uncomfortable with it and it capped the evening perfectly as the single most uncomfortable formal of my life.

Anyone else wanna share a story so I dont feel like a tool?