You Are A Child Of The 80's If:

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YOU ARE A CHILD OF THE 80'S IF:

You had a crush on Jon Bon Jovi, or knew someone who did.
You know what a "burnout" is.
You wanted to be on Star Search.
You can remember what Michael Jackson looked like before his nose fell off.
You wore a banana clip at some point during your youth.
You owned a doll with 'Xavier Roberts' signed on its ass.
You knew what Willis was "talkin' 'bout."
You HAD to have your MTV
You know the profound meaning of "Wax on, Wax off".
You can name at least half of the members of the elite "Brat Pack".
You know that another name for a keyboard is a "Synthesizer".
You hold a special place in your heart for "Back to the Future".
You know where to go if you "wanna go where everybody knows your name".
You thought Molly Ringwald was REALLY cool.
You know what "Sike" means.
You know who Tina Yothers is.
You wanted to be a Goonie.
You actually thought "Dirty Dancing" was a REALLY good movie.
You felt ashamed when Rob Lowe got in trouble for sex with minors and videotaping it, because you liked him.
You have heard of Garbage Pail Kids.
You knew "The Artist" when he was humbly called "Prince".
You ever wore fluorescent, neon if you will, clothing.
You could breakdance, or wish you could.
You know who Max Headroom is.
You remember when ATARI was a state of the art video game system.
You own any cassettes.
You were led to believe that in the year 2000 we'd all be living on the moon.
You remember and/or own any of the Care Bear Glass collection from Pizza Hut.
Poltergeist freaked you out.
You carried your lunch to school in a Gremlins or an ET lunchbox.
You have ever pondered why Smurfette was the ONLY female Smurf.
You know what a Doozer is.
You wore biker shorts underneath a short skirt and felt stylish.
You ever had a Swatch Watch.
You had a crush on one of the Corey’s (Haim or Feldman).
You remember when Saturday Night Live was funny.
You had WonderWoman or Superman underoos.
You wanted to be The Hulk for Halloween.
You Believed that "By the power of Greyskull, you HAD the power!"
You thought that Transformers were more than meets the eye.
You know what a "Whammee" is.
Partying "like it's 1999" seemed SO far away.

If you can identify with at least half of this list then you, my friend, are a "Child of the 80's".