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Stupid things you've been seeing lately
1: A car pulled up next to me. It was a company car. The name was "Geeks on wheels". The driver was this fat guy in this little hatch back, eating a Big Mac while trying to drive and talk on the cell phone at the same time. I thought about rolling down my window and telling his fat a$$ to go back to college and get a degree in food production.
2: I saw this car that had a thing around the back plate. Some of you might have your frat name around yours. Mine says Pi Kappa Alpha. Anyhow, I saw this one that said University of Phoenix. When I pulled up next to the guy I said "How'd you like college?" He replied, " It was great I was in a frat as well."
**** If some of you don't know, university of Phoenix is that online bull$hit college you may or may not be recieving advertisements for in your email account.******
3. (This might have been the funniest things I've ever seen done to a bum) When I was getting off the interstate there was this bum holding a sign asking for money. This guy in front of me offers him a pack of smokes and a drink as well. He gives the guy the pack of smokes but as soon as he does the light turns green.....he then throws this cup on him and spills all this shit on him......the bum is dancing around, yelling, hollering at the guy.....when I drove by I threw a handfull of pennies at him when he wasn't looking.....for some reason they all stuck on him and the bum just fell on the ground.......when I came back through and hour later, the bum was gone.
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