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[ilovemyglo]

Funny story..
mom and I went to dinner last night and we started talking about stuff (I had a few LITeas and She has some beers) and we get on the subject of sex and I am totally honest with her for the first time in my life. She about dies, but handles it really well I thought. Then she started asking me questions like your girlfriends do and I swear she looked me straight in the eye and said "Do you spit or swallow" Good thing I didn't have anything to drink in my mouth cause I would have been a spitter for real!
So then we continue to talk about oral action and she says "I don't know about you but good cunnilingus just makes me want to get F%^$ Hard"
Queue me falling over so hard from laughing that I spilt shrimp linguini everywhere. The entire place was looking at my mother and me.
God help us all!