Just because your mom thinks you're cute...

[AXOLiz]

...doesn't mean you are.

That's going to be the title of my book.

I don't get it. So there's this guy I sort of like. I get to hear him go on and on about the latest girl he went out with that, "Just wants to be friends." He keeps going out with these skinny, big-boobed "hot" girls, except they don't actually go out unless it's in a group. Basically, he gets crushes on these girls and is then shocked when they don't like him.

HELLO YOU'RE A HUGE DORK!!!

See, I think I can say that because I realize he's kind of nerdy and I still like him. I just want to smack him and tell him that he's not as cute as he thinks he is, that he's pretty damn dorky, and if he would go for this girls that actually like him instead of shooting for these super-hot ones that are way out of his league, maybe he'd actually be dating someone. Just because a girl's not stick thin with a huge chest and blond hair (no offense if that's you, if you've got it, by all means flaunt it) doesn't mean she's not worth your time.

Does anyone else know what I'm feeling here? It's so frustrating listening to someone whine about how the hot girl of the week doesn't like them when you have a pretty good guess why they don't AND you like the boy for that very reason. I'd rather take kind of dorky in a funny way than kind of an asshole any day. Not that I'm not whining now, but still.

OHHH, and then I got to hear him talk about how he was in good shape. Guy totally has a FUPA. Please.