GreekChat.com Forums  

Go Back   GreekChat.com Forums > General Chat Topics > Chit Chat
Register FAQ Community Calendar Today's Posts Search

Chit Chat The Chit Chat forum is for discussions that do not fit into the forum topics listed below.

» GC Stats
Members: 329,724
Threads: 115,665
Posts: 2,204,964
Welcome to our newest member, zaustinmarleyoz
» Online Users: 2,402
2 members and 2,400 guests
LaneSig
 
 
Thread Tools Display Modes
Prev Previous Post   Next Post Next
  #1  
Old 10-08-2002, 03:09 PM
Angels&Arrows Angels&Arrows is offline
Registered User
 
Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: Boston
Posts: 647
Send a message via AIM to Angels&Arrows
The Sermon

I got a joke today... I am sure that many people have read it via email... However, I am Southern Baptist and my only Uncle is a Southern Baptist Preacher... It takes me alot to laugh at jokes.. but this one had me ROFLMAO!!!!! So.. I share it with ya'll!!

The Sermon

A preacher was winding up his temperance sermon with great fervor, "If I had all the beer in the world, I'd take it and throw it into the river."

And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

"And if I had all the wine in the world, I'd take it and throw it in the river."

And the congregation cried, "Amen!"

"And if I had all the whiskey and demon rum, and moonshine in the world, I'd take it all and throw it in the river."

And the congregation cried, "Hallelujah!"

Sermon completed, the preacher sat down.

The song leader stood very cautiously and announced with a smile, "For our closing song, let us sing Hymn #365: 'Shall We Gather at the River'."
Reply With Quote
 


Posting Rules
You may not post new threads
You may not post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is Off



All times are GMT -4. The time now is 12:55 PM.


Powered by vBulletin® Version 3.8.11
Copyright ©2000 - 2025, vBulletin Solutions Inc.