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[KSig RC]

Originally posted by RubberSoul
Ok, so I am going to be very graphic here but I need an official, diagnostic definition of FUPA.........this has dragged out waaaaay too long........

Breaking it down, Dr. Jack-style . . .

FUPA - Fat Upper Pussy Area (hey, we like it crass)

If your profile involves a small camel hump coinciding with the zipper on your jeans, you have FUPA. There are, of course, varying degrees of the malady, from the relatively benign (does she have a little FUPA? Nah, it's fine) to the disastrous (OH MY GOD IT'S ALIVE).

FUPA is not necessarily related to overall body weight, it appears - some girls just rock the FUPA, regardless of how the rest of the body appears. It's a mass of whatever, accumulated just above the vaginal area, but below the belly button. Any sort of "pouching" . . . well, i don't know what the hell that is, we're not talking about kangaroos here, but it's definitely an unidentified mass located (un)fortunately just above the no-no spot as it were. I'm in the process of doing more empirical data collection . . .

Anyway, girls - no FUPA, please.

RC (and I'm sure Rudey will agree)