I was in fourth grade and the class had desks in groups of four...two facing two. Well we were doing something and I dropped my pencil on the ground and sideways-leaned over to scoop it up when...I tooted. It wasn't a loud one but loud enough that everyone in my group heard. They all started laughing saying, "Amy farted" and I looked at them like they were crazy and said, "What do you mean I farted...it was ____ next to me...I SWEAR" It got so bad that I sorta rubbed it in blaming it totally on the guy next to me. How humiliating!
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