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The Greek AfterLife
The Greek After Life (Heaven and Hell)
>After living a full life and being as fraternal as possible a proud
>member of Alpha Phi Alpha dies. When he got to heaven, God was showing him
>around. They came to a modest little house with a faded A-Phi-A Crest in
>the
>window. "This house is yours for eternity," said God. "This is very
>special;
>not everyone gets a house up here."
>
>The A-Phi-A felt special, indeed, and walked up to his house. On his
>way up the porch, he noticed another house just around the corner. It
>was a 3-story mansion with a Gold carpet rolled on the pathway, 50 foot
>tall Purple and Gold statue with the enormous letters OMEGA PSI PHI, and in
>every window, there was OMEGA paraphernalia.
>The Alpha Phi Alpha looked at God and said, "God, I'm not trying to be
>ungrateful, but I have a question. I was a good citizen, I serve my
>country well, and I did the best I could for my people and my fraternity."
>God asked, "So what do you want to know?"
> "Well, why do the Omegas get a better house than me?"
>God chuckled and said, "That's my House."
>
>Once upon a day it was time for Sweet Nupe of (kappa Alpha Psi) to go to
>Hell.
>He knew he was going to Hell for being so conceited all the wrong he had
>done. Sweet Nupe had forgot his friends and family once he made some cash
>as
>a car salesmen.
>To get to Hell the Sweet Nupe had to take a Red elevator down. The doors of
>the Red elevator pop opened at the floor name Red Land. Satan himself was
>there dressed in Red from head to Toe to greet Sweet Nupe. Satan said sup
>Frat as Sweet Nupe stepped into Hell. Soon as the Sweet Nupe stepped off
>the
>elevator a gang of Ques rolled on the elevator screaming Be Out Team!!! In
>amazement the Sweet Nupe asked his Frat Brother Satan I bet there are a lot
>Ques down here and where are they going in such a rush? Satin shook his
>head
>as he was about to cry those big Red tears, no Frat there aren't many Ques
>here at all. We had to give them a second chance at life. Those aren't just
>Ques their called the Bruhz. The Bruhz had been here for about a week and
>Hell ain't the same no more. The Bruhz were always wrestling each other,
>ripping off peoples shirts, just tearing everything the hell up down here.
>Damm I didn't know what to do with them. If the Bruhz weren't Drinking that
>Oil they brought with them then they were Singing Omega Songs or they have
>been Setting Out Hops since they got here. Every time one of them got tired
>of Stepping they would slap that Bruh on the back of the neck to wake him
>up.
>I couldn't believe they are still Hopping after five days in Hell. We
>haven't
>gotten any rest down here since they showed up this week. They said they were
>road tripping when they got here and something about they heard the babes
>down here were hot. Can you believe they asked me for some crust and a
>corner
>when they showed up. The final straw came when I caught the Bruhz frying
>some
>bird over the flames of hell and get this they were using my new red satin
>robe to get up the grease they spilled. I begged God to save us from the
>Bruhz and please give them another chance. God couldn't believe the Bruhz
>were acting like that. God told me all the Bruhz up in Heaven were doing
>community work and had attended all the Angel meetings that he had. I
>begged
>God again to let hell be free of the Bruhz so he is sending then back to
>some
>Campus up South. Maybe now we can get things back in order. The Nupe said
>to
>Satan thank God cause there is no room in Hell for the Bruhz !!!!!!!
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