Miss Sorority Pledge Pageant

[ChiOmega4Me]

Hey everyone! So this weekend is the Lambda Chi Watermelon Fest and I was nominated by my house to be in the Pledge Pageant. Last year we won, so the pressure's on and I need some ideas!! The first event is like formal wear, but not formal wear...instead your supposed to wear a costume. Last year the girl who won from our house wore a catholic school uniform and tied her shirt up really high (like Britney spears...) So I need a costume idea. I've thought of all the common ones like cheerleader, fireman, policeman....I need something creative, but it needs to be something that a bunch of drunken fraternity boys would love!! Okay next is the talent part.... I have NO musical talent, so I need something for that. Last year our girl made balloon animals...I need something stupid but funny. The last thing I need is to write out my turn ons and turn offs and they are supposed to be funny. Last year our girl wrote like mullets and hairy backs for turn ons...ya know, just something funny and stupid. If you guys have any ideas I would LOVE to hear them! Thanks!!!