Is anyone else having as bad of a day as I?

[UF_PikePC98]

As I woke up I grabbed something to eat and checked my email. I then went to dry my clothes in the dryer and guess what? My dryer was broke and ALL my boxers were wet. So what did I do? I tried some back woods redneck stuff and tied a piece of thick string from one side of my back porch to the other and had to hang my boxers out to dry, which means I had to wear briefs to school...UUHHHHH!!!!..... Then came the next low boom.....I went to leave this morning for class and as I walked up to my car i noticed it had been vandalized. Someone ripped my PI KAPPA ALPHA tag off the back of my car and thought it would be cute to take what seems to be shoe polish and white out my PiKA sticker on the back windshield, which means I now have this white blotch on the back tint. I have double limo tint on my car and the white looks like bird crap on the back windshield. I think it may these chicks next door to me, their ADPi chicks. As I get to school I can't find parking easily so I wonder around for about 20 minutes which makes me late for my class and the professor was already in a pissy mood.

After my classes were done I was exhausted and still pissed about my car. As I get in my car I have this sudden urge to hear dirty South music, I put in AC/DC and put on the Thunderstruck track. I then took off my shit off and had my black tank top blinging to sorta cool down...Then the music gets me pumping to the point where I'm releasing all of my pissy mood but somewhat distracts my driving ability. As the words " You've been--Thunderstruck" were uttered, I ended up ramming into the car infront of me. By this time I was beyond pissed and jumped out of my car bit*hing left and right. I was ready to jump all over the person, whom at the time I thought was their fault for not going in a timely manner. Well, it was a chick and looked kinda afraid of me. I think having my black wife beater on and my Men in Black glasses kinda made her think I was some coked up frat boy. She finally got out of her car and to my surprise she started yelling at me, telling me I need to stop listening to my music and pay attention to whats in front of me. I told her to shut her trap and save it for UPD. The cop gets there and as hes trying to figure out what happend she tells her version of the story and then looks at me and says " Thats how it happened, isn't it?" I jumped in a told her " You little mind tricks might work on some of your weak minded friends, but they don't work on me" "Your not some jedi from star wars, so stop acting like it" ( I was trying to put some humor in it so the cop would lean towards me). The chick told not to be a smart a$$ and I came back with " you might be the poorest excuse for a college student I've ever seen". By now the tension was waaaay too high and the cop have to break it up. He ended up writing me a ticket. As he got both of our information the girl had this cheesy smile on her face, which I responded to the cop, "She needs to keep her junky a$$ piece of $hit grocery getter off campus and take the bus instead." "I gurantee you'll see more of her real soon otherwise." The chick had one of those immatation grocery getters, a Geo....you know, one of those hatch back type of things. On top of that she was this Gothic looking chick who I could tell despised guys like me. i thought about telling her that her black make up looks so bright and cheerfull today, that she just illuminates everything everywhere she goes......

As if anything else could go wrong....
When I came home I noticed my string of clothes wasn't hanging up on the back porch. I rushed in, threw my books on the floor and ran out back. There before me was the piece of string, all balled up and NO BOXERS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! The only thing I can come up with is that some crack head must have stolen my boxers, who else would steal someones boxers?I just fell on the ground and sat there for awhile thinking "how can I vent this day out", without getting trashed. I called my girlfriend and she's just as pissed as I because someone egged her and her sisters/roomates cars. They think it may have been the Chi Os that live across the hall.

Is anyone else having a bad day?????