Some of Life's Unanswered Questions

[AKA2D '91]

** Why does the sun lighten our hair, but darken our skin?** Why can't women put on mascara with their mouth closed?**
Why doesn't glue stick to the inside of the bottle?**
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?** Why is "abbreviated" such a long word?**
Why is a boxing ring square?**
Why is it called lipstick if you can still move your lips? **
Why is it that doctors call what they do "practice"?**
Why is it that rain drops but snow falls?**
Why is it that when you're driving and looking for an address, you turn down the volume on the radio?**
Why is lemon juice made with artificial flavor, and dishwashing liquid made with real lemons?**
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?**
Why is the third hand on the watch called second hand?**
Why is the time of day with the slowest traffic called rush hour?** Why is the word dictionary in the dictionary?**
Why isn't there a special name for the tops of your feet?**
Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?**
Why can't they make the whole plane out of the same substance that little indestructible black box is?**
Can fat people go skinny-dipping?**
Why do you need a driver's license to buy liquor when you can't drink and drive?