For the ladies: Best Men on Campus

[KappaKittyCat]

The two that matter to me are...

Most Gentlemanly: Without question, FKT. To paraphrase another poster, I could be a total stranger to all of them and walk into their house completely drunk, begin stripping and demanding sex, and they would take me to a quiet room, cover me with a blanket, and make sure I was okay and nobody bothered me. These guys always walk girls home, not 'cuz we need it but 'cuz we always come over to see them and it's polite. They're polite and respectful to everyone.

Most Fun: Again I'd have to say FKT, but I'm definitely biased because all of my friends are in that house. However, I can say without prejudice that they do have the best parties. Also, there's always somebody there who'll talk to you, even if they don't really know you. I'd guess that BQP is a close second, just 'cuz there's always somebody you know and/or something going on in that house.

And now the other stats...

Most Attractive: All 5 fraternities have a broad range of appearances. I can't really rank them on that basis.

Most Athletic: Generally speaking, DTD is hockey players, FDQ is wrestling/football, and FKT and BQP split the rest of the athletes.

Most Poorly Behaved: DTD, and not just the cute-little-fraternity-prank or petty-alcohol/drug-violation kind of trouble, either. We're talking the big-fire-in-the-house, large-scale-illegal-stuff and guys-the-RAs-warn-freshman-girls-about kind of trouble. Not to say that individually they aren't nice guys or that they're all bad. I'm friends with quite a few of them. But on the whole, well... I'm going to be a senior, and this particular organization has been on campus probation for all but 8 weeks of my time as a student there (and no, I'm not a transfer). Several of the biggest troublemakers here have graduated, so hopefully that will change for this coming year.

Best Behaved: FKT... only ones who haven't had even a minor house fire in the past 20 years, and nobody remembers the last time they were on campus probation.

Best Grades: I think that BQP won the Fraternity Cup this year and last year, but they're also the biggest, so they have the most to work with. I know I can always find help with my homework in any house.

Most Influential: With the administration, it's probably FKT, but with the students I'd say it's BQP. Again, they're the biggest, so they have the largest circulation in the student body.

In case you couldn't tell, my favorites are definitely the Gentlemen of FKT. See the top two categories for the reasons why. I love my Phi Tau boys!