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TEXAS JOKE
EVERYTHING IS BIGGER IN TEXAS!!!
A Texan buys a round of drinks for all the folks in a bar after announcing that his wife has just produced a "typical" Texas baby boy weighing 25 lbs. Congratulations are showered upon him from all around, and exclamations of "WOW" fill the air. A woman faints nearby from sympathy pains.
Two weeks later, the Texan returns to the bar. The bartender asks, "Say, Ain't you the father of the Texas baby that weighed 25 lbs. at birth?
"Yep, that's me", replied the Texan. "Well, how much does he weigh now?",
asks the bartender. "17 lbs." was the proud father's reply.
"17 lbs?" says the puzzled bartender. "What happened? He weighed 25 lbs. at birth".
The Texas father takes a slow swig from his Lone Star beer, wipes his mouth on his shirt sleeve, leans into the bartender, and with his Texas accented deep voice says, "Had him circumcised."
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