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...when my roommate makes tuna salad and leaves the empty cans in the trash so they smell up the whole apartment.
....when my ex-boyfriend calls me at 2:30 am to ask if he can "crash at my place" after being out all night. No, you cannot come get your rocks off, RJ. This is what a breakup means.
...when this one customer at work asks for the "2002 vintage Diet Coke." He thinks he's being so funny, but I want to stick a fork in his eye.
...bad grammar. I'll second that- and how about punctuation misuse of quotation marks? I hate seeing a reapir van with "Since 1979" in quotes on the side, or somethign like that. THE QUOTES ARE NOT NECESSARY.
...when the hottie at work doesn't ask me out. We're working on this, however, and I fully intend to be making out by the time my birthday rolls around.
...when people say "Wow! You're short!" when they meet me. No, really? I'm five feet tall? You've got to be kidding me. And all this time I've been deceiving myself.
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