ITT we make our own "celebrity riders"

[WhiteRose1912]

I don't think y'all are crazy enough in your demands. (Except for maybe IrishLake.)

Fresh-cut flower arrangements, preferably white or predominantly white; any roses must be white
Three puppies no more than three months of age, two of which should be small- to medium-sized breeds (the third can be toy or large)
Three bottles of good Moscato or Moscato d'Asti
Top shelf rum, vodka, and whiskey + some mixers
A 12-pack of Vanilla Coke
A 12-pack of Coke made with real sugar (or 10-pack if you have to import it as long as the volume is equivalent and it comes in cans)
High speed wi-fi, the best you can get--I want HBO Go to load videos instantly
Hot tub in my room that can comfortably hold six people
Selection of designer bikinis in my size
Unlimited room service with exotic cuisine
Flat screen TV (minimum 52", 60"+ preferred)
Access to a private gym

That sounds about perfect. Party in my room, with puppies. You're all invited but you'll have to bring you own dvds and strippers if that's what you're into.