The most ghetto place you worked at?

[Dionysus]

What's the most ghetto place you've worked at? Did you have really ghetto co-workers? Clients? Management? A really ghetto physical environment?

I work at a job that's in the transportation industry. It's hella tacky. My manager greets me, smoking like a chimney. The parking lot is pitch black at night. Some of us women complained about it, so one of our managers brought in a homemade street light! It only works about 20% of the time anyway, and it is not bright. My flashlight is brighter, actually!

I knew we had dogs. Big mean pitbulls! Instead of having security cameras or dogs, we do it the old school way! They are always put up in the side yard, whenever we come in to work, however. Last night before we left, one of them excaped. I did not notice until then, that those dogs are not fenced in. Our depot is fenced, but not the area the dogs hang out when we are present. Instead, there are wooden boards used as a barrier between the people and the dogs!

The co-workers, the co-workers! We have an ex-con. He was employee of the month last month, because of high sales. He brags that he uses the same strategies he did when he was selling dope! Then there's this chick who goes by the name of "Poo Poo!". We have to give her rides home because her ex-gf burned down her car. And there's a guy who looks and sounds just like Young Jeezy! One time, someone asked what the date is and another guy blurted out "Jesus! They are supposed to cut off my phone today!"

And I went into all of this student loan debt, to work at a place like this!!!! Please God let this be over soon, this better be temporary! Fuck me, fuck me with a homemade street light!