Shit, there is a lot.
Stuff I got in trouble for that I can remember:
Coloring on the wall behind the couch with a big fat brown crayon, age 6.
Running across the street unsupervised, age 6.
Riding my bike in the street unsupervised, age 8.
Hitting a playmate that I did NOT like with a baton, age 10.
Got busted shoplifting sunglasses from DEB by the mall cops, age 13.
Smoking on a class trip to a local park, age 13.
Wearing WAY too much make-up at 4-H camp, age 13.
Sneaking out with a few other girlfriends to meet up with senior boy when we were freshmen, age 14. (Yeah, I went through a phase from grades 7-9).
Smoking, again, age 16. Ratted out by my 9 year old kid brother.
Stuff I never got caught doing, but would have had my ass busted:
Smoking weed (18)
Drinking (age 15+)
Giving my kid sister cough medicine with codine in it so she would go to sleep and I could have a party (age 16)
Pinching my kid sister when she was asleep so she would wake up crying when I could hear my parents having sex (Ages 12-18).
Crashing my car on a local race track (told my parents I hit a big-assed raccoon, age 16).
I'm sure there's more, I just can't think of it.
So far, my kids haven't done too much to get themselves into trouble. My 6 year old likes to steal and hide candy. I think there's more she's done that really pissed me off at the time, but I can't remember it now, so it must not have been too bad.
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