Recruitment Rules
This is where we post the unwritten rules of rush, known to us veteran GC'ers, but perhaps not known to PNMS.
1) Murphy's Law of Rush Crushes (credit: KSUViolet, carnation): The number one oh-my-god-have-to-have PNM will be the one who causes the most drama in all of her pledge class, and/or deactivates by senior year.
2) The Law of Alumnae Relations (suggest a better name!): The alumna most upset that her precious snowflake has been cut from her organization during rush is the one who hasn't paid a single year of alumae dues, and when asked, says she WAS an XYZ.
3) Unicorns Pooping Rainbows Syndrome (credit: DubaiSis): the PNM (now NM) is disappointed when it turns out her new sisters are human. "They're not perfect, they aren't oh my god so much like you, and they are no longer kissing your feet every time you walk through the door."
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