Seconding don't wear jorts. The north and south are united on this front.
Except Jersey. It's ok to wear jorts in Jersey.*
*And by ok, I mean people won't make fun of you, because they're also wearing jorts...not ok, as in fashionably acceptable.
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Facile remedium est ubertati; sterilia nullo labore vincuntur. I think pearls are lovely, especially when you need something to clutch. ~ AzTheta
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