50 Fun things to do in a Final....

[Dionysus]

Originally posted by NinjaPoodle
50 Fun things to do in a final that does not matter (i.e. you are going to fail the class completely no matter what you get on the final exam)

3. If it is a math/science exam, answer in essay form. If it is long
answer/essay form, answer with numbers and symbols. Be creative. Use the
integral symbol.

5. Talk the entire way through the exam. Read questions aloud, debate
your answers with yourself out loud. If asked to stop, yell out, "I'm
SOOO sure you can hear me thinking." Then start talking about what a
jerk the instructor is.

7. Walk in, get the exam, sit down. About five minutes into it, loudly
say to the instructor, "I don't understand ANY of this. I've been to
every lecture all semester long! What's the deal?

13. Do the exam with crayons, paint, or fluorescent markers.

15. Come down with a BAD case of Turet's Syndrome during the exam. Be
as vulgar as possible.

17. Bring things to throw at the instructor when s/he's not looking.
Blame it on the person nearest to you.

22.If
it is a multiple choice exam, spell out interesting things (DCCAB. BABE.
etc..).

31. Upon receiving the exam, look it over, while laughing loudly, say
"you don't really expect me to waste my time on this drivel? Days of our
Lives is on!!!"

47. During the exam, take apart everything around you. Desks, chairs,
anything you can reach.

Hee, hee. I've actually done those. Not on college finals, but on high school tests. And, did very well on the tests! Maybe that's why a lot my teachers couldn't stand me...

They forgot #51 & 52:
51. Swipe the remote control from your class tv and hide it under your shirt. Turn the tv on and off. Turn it on a "frying" station and turn up the volume up as loud as it goes.

52. Make fart noises. Pick the most proper student and say "----- farted!"

I've done both of those in high school too.