I've learned.....
1. Don't spend too much money nor time on his birthday, because you may not get the same favor returned.
2. Spend to much time with him and let him know how available you are, kiss your relationship good-bye.
3. Express how much you love him, kiss your relationship good-bye.
4. Be too nice to him, kiss your relationship good-bye. Newsflash, kindness does not equal weakness.
5. Give him gold, and you'll get back sh*t.
6. Give him sh*t, and you'll get back gold.
7. Put his needs ahead of yours, you might as well go by the doorway lay down.
8. To sum up #1-7, it appears that guys must be masochistic (sp?).
Last edited by Dionysus; 05-07-2002 at 10:03 AM.
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