A friend of mine sent this to me:
20 Ridiculous Holiday Complaints[/U]
I must admit my two favourites were
"No-one told us there would be fish in the sea. The children were startled."
which should be read in a UK middle class woman's accent in your head (if that's possible), Brit posters will know what I mean
and
"On my holiday to Goa in India, I was disgusted to find that almost every restaurant served curry. I don't like spicy food at all."