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Blanche and Rose try to help Dorothy put the finishing touch on an outfit ...
Dorothy: Girls, which should I wear? The gold chain or the pearls?
Rose: The chain.
Blanche: Clearly an amateur's mistake. Can't you see the chain accentuates the many folds of that turkey-like neck?
Rose: That may be, but the pearls draw attention to the nonexistent bosom.
Blanche: Ah, yes, but the chain leads the eye even lower, to that spare tire jutting out over those square, manly hips.
Dorothy: Why don't I just wear a sign that says "Too Ugly to Live"?
Blanche: Fine, but what are you going to hang it from, the chain or the pearls?
Dorothy: Neither--I'm gonna have it spray-painted on my hump!
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