Another Quiz...The Ghetto Quiz

[AKA2D '91]

Take the quiz, I'll post the scores tomorrow @ 6pm EDT. I hope I remember.



Ghetto Quiz! Let's add up how totally ghetto fab you are:

1. You've ever used an album cover for a dustpan. (5 points)
2. If you've ever run a race barefoot in the middle of the street.
(10 points)
3. You had a candy lady in your neighborhood. (5+5 extra points if your
house with candy house).
4. If you ever had to pick your own switch or belt. (3 points for each)
5. If you ever had to walk to school or walked home from school . (2
points)
6. If you have ever used dishwashing liquid for bubble bath. (5
points)
7. If you ever mixed Kool-Aid one glass at a time because you got tired
of
other people drinking up the Kool-Aid you just made. (5 points)
8. If you have ever played any of the following games: hide and go
seek,
freeze tag, momma may I? or red light/green light ( 2 points each)
9. If you neighborhood had an ice cream man. (2 points + 2 if he rang a
bell)
10. If you have ever referred to Now and Laters as "Nighladers". (5
points)
11. If you've ever run from the police on foot. ( 5 points + 5 if you
got
away)
12. If you've ever had reusable bacon grease in a container on your
stove.
(5 points + 15 if you still do it)
13. The batteries in your remote control ever been held in by a piece
of
tape.
(5 points)
14. If you have ever worn any of the following fragrances (1 point
each):
Brute, Hai Karate, Jean Nate, Old Spice, Chloe, English Leather,
Stetson,
Charlie or Faberge'.
15. You've ever used Tussy. (5 points)
16. You've never been to the dentist ( 15 points)
17. If you have a friend or family member whose nickname is one word or
said
twice: Dee-Dee, Fee-Fee, Man-Man, Kay-Kay, Lee-Lee, Ree-Ree, Ray-Ray,
Nay-Nay, Junebug, etc. (10 points)
18. You have ever paged yourself for any reason. (3 points)
19. You've ever worn house shoes outside the house. (2 points)
20. You add "ED" or "T" to the end of words already in the past tense
(for
example, Tooked, Light-Skinneded, kelt, ruint, etc.) (5 points)
21. You use nem' to describe a certain group of people (for example
(for
example Craig nem' or momma nem') (5 points)
22. You've ever driven on a donut more than 2 weeks after your flat.
(5 points)
23. Your child drops his/her pacifier and you sanitize it by sucking
it.
(10 points)
24. You have ever slept in a chair to avoid messing up your hair. (10
points)
25. You've ever left a social gathering with a plate. (2 points)
26. You can't hold a glass because of the length of your nails. (5
points)
27. The gold teeth in your mouth spell words. (10 points)
28. You don't have your own place but your child had a leather coat
and a
pair of Jordan's. (15 points)
29. You constantly hit *69 and ask, "Did you just call here?" (10
points)
30. You think Tupac is still alive. (20 points)